你喜欢加菲猫吗？
今天就带你一起看看它说过的那些经典语录，还挺有道理的呢~
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功的男人的背后，都有一个女人，每个不成功的男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每个单身汉都应该结婚，毕竟，幸福不是人生中唯一的事！
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your dreams.”So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是去睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
除了醒，应该有更好的方式开始新一天吧…
“Hard work never killed anybody.”But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明！
“Work fascinates me.”I can look at it for hours!
工作简直太迷人了！我情愿花一整天的时间去欣赏它！
God made relatives, thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面给你留了余地。
When two’s company, three’s the result!
两人行，免不了成了三口之家。
